PAYTON'S PREDICTIONS: THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

"Fresh Out the Slammer"

Aries, you're known for being a spirited and passionate lover. Your tendency to dive headfirst into matters of the heart, often leads to intense relationships that either burn brightly or leave you feeling exhausted. Yet, your resilience shines through as you never let setbacks deter you from seeking love anew. That's why you will resonate with "Fresh Out the Slammer" from The Tortured Poets Department

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

"The Tortured Poets Department"

Taurus, you're intimately familiar with how love can resemble an all-consuming flame. You relish the chase and the thrill of the game in new romances, even though you project a cool exterior. However, when you fall, you fall hard. Heartbreak can prove especially challenging for you to overcome. That's why the title song from The Tortured Poets Department is made for you. 

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

"Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?"

Gemini, you've got a long list of ex-lovers who might say that you're insane, but that doesn't stop you from going out in pursuit of finding the right person. You don't have a specific type; you're intrigued by following the spark and allowing your intuition to lead the way. While this approach often leads to thrilling adventures and excitement, it can also result in tumultuous breakups and frustrations. So, you'll resonate with the lyrics and melodies of "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?" from The Tortured Poets Department.

 

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

"Down Bad"

Cancer, your compassionate nature, and your tender heart make it no surprise that breakups hit you hard. Despite being known as the nurturer of the zodiac, you also harbor a vengeful side when you feel your efforts aren't respected. You recognize that confronting and learning from these feelings head-on is key to moving forward. That's why you'll resonate with the message of finding freedom and independence in "Down Bad" from The Tortured Poets Department.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

"Clara Bow"

Leo, you burn hot and bright, just like the sun, and when it comes to the dating game, you're not going to settle for anything less than the best. You show confidence in who you are, and you're seeking a partner with just as much charm to form a dynamic duo. The lyrics in "Clara Bow" from The Tortured Poets Department reflect this and offer advice on how to pick yourself back up and maintain your dignity, even in the aftermath of heartbreak.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

"I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)"

Virgo, despite not always having the best luck in love, it never stops you from trying. You're slow to fall in love and guard your heart very closely. As a result, building a connection may take time initially, but when you finally open up, it feels liberating to drop the act and stop striving for perfection. "I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)" from The Tortured Poets Department reflects on how nobody is perfect in love – and how sometimes the most passionate love comes in the messiest relationships.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

"loml"

Sociable and charming, Libra knows how to turn on the flirtation and say the right things to make hearts skip a beat. You're usually the one calling the shots in relationships, which is why it can be such a surprise when you suddenly find yourself smitten with someone else. If you're currently head over heels and at a loss for what to do, listen to "loml" from The Tortured Poets Department

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

"Guilty as Sin"

Scorpio lives life on the edge of extremes, and that intensity carries over to your approach to relationships. You're very selective about who you date, often opting to keep your options open and explore different possibilities. That's why you'll vibe with "Guilty as Sin" lyrics from The Tortured Poets Department. Its lyrics are like a blast from Taylor's past, hitting you right in the feels and stirring up those Scorpio vibes of longing for a lost love (or two).

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

"I Can Do It With a Broken Heart"

Sagittarius, being born under the same star sign as Taylor Swift, most, if not all, of the songs on Tortured Poets Department resonate with you. However, if we had to pick one that truly encapsulates your philosophy on love, it would be "I Can Do It With a Broken Heart." In matters of love, you've experienced both sides – you've been the heartbreaker and the heartbroken. You know not every great romance is meant to last forever, but you know how to cherish the moment. That's why we believe you'll connect with this song's reflective nature and relate to its underlying message of being open to change.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

"The Alchemy"

Although Capricorn may not be recognized as the most emotionally expressive zodiac sign, your unwavering loyalty speaks volumes in every relationship you invest in. You epitomize the archetype of the strong, silent type, conveying affection through your actions, even when articulating your feelings proves challenging. If you're looking for a new anthem to navigate your latest heartbreak, we suggest "The Alchemy" from The Tortured Poets Department. This latest Taylor Swift breakup anthem delivers a poignant twist on the genre, hitting you right in the feels and securing it as an immediate favorite.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

"Florida!!!"

Aquarius, while everyone labels you as the "bad boy" of the dating world, you tend to be drawn to the emotionally unavailable and charmingly devastating types yourself! And when you encounter someone who sees beyond your cool exterior and connects with your true essence, you can't help but melt into their embrace. You deserve a song from The Tortured Poets Department that reflects your love of a wild and untamable romance, so we chose "Florida!!!" This song is a reminder that even if you've experienced heartbreak, you can always follow the sunshine and open yourself up to adventure again.

Pisces (February 19 - March 10)

Pisces, when it comes to dating, you often find yourself lost in daydreams of happily ever afters and the enchanting dance of a fantasy wedding. You know what it's like to fall head over heels for someone who promises you the world – only to have them turn your dream into a nightmare. If you're looking for the perfect revenge anthem to move on from a bad romance, look no further than "The Black Dog" from The Tortured Poets Department. Its lyrics and melody perfectly encapsulate the idea that sometimes, in love, old habits die screaming no matter how hard you try to leave them behind.


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